I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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