i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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