There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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