I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Blood and glitter go together right?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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