I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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