Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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