then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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