my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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