Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Two words: blizzard sex
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
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