Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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