Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
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Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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