I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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