then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
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just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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