Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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