HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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