you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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