found the other keg... it's in the tree
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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