we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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