Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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