I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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