Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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