North Korea, Best Korea!
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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