So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i wish my penis had a tongue
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
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I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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