So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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