If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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