It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
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Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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