This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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