had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
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There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
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things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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