awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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