the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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