wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
40s are totally the cure
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Shame is for Republicans.
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