He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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