yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Randomize
