Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
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Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
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So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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