she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
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oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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