i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
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woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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