I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
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WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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