How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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