U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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I queefed so loud it echoed.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
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I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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