At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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