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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.

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• (925): View more from California

  I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now

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• (813): View more from Florida

  So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3

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• (858): View more from California

  Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.

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• (310): View more from California

  Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.

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  Cat or human?

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  Human

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.

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