i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
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Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.