That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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