super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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