I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
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I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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