17 year olds will be the death of me.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
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He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
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My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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