You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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