I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
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I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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