Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize
