I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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