we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
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I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
So vagazzling was a success
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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