We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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