He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
