Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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